10 things you've never read in a fortune cookie

1. You are a loser--- and you know it.
2. Death approaches like an unwavering MX missile
3. Confucius say: Fuck You
4. Those weren't noodles you just ate.
5. Three dollar, sucky, sucky.
6. Help me! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!
7. You will soon acquire a taste for country music.
8. They lied, you were really adopted.
9. Did you know that you are the cause of all the misery in the Universe?
10. You will soon fall upon a very large sum of money and then you will be harpooned in the back of the neck, whereupon you will be deprived of your newfound wealth.

Welcome

Welcome to to my little corner of the web. This is my personal space to blog and display my works and for whatever I want. Feel free to browse around.

About Me

I'm Jenny. I'm 19. I live in Waverly, Iowa in the U.S. I have one sibling, my sister, Lisa. I have a cat, Pepper. He's all black and can be loving one minute and then chomp down on your arm the next minute. I work at Digital Dog Pound Video in Waverly. It is a movie rental and tanning place. I am going to Hawkeye Community College for webdesign. I am only in my second semester so I still have a lot to learn. more?

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