men are like...

... Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

... Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

... Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

... Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

... Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

... Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

... Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

... Curling Irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

... Government Bonds. They take so long to mature.

... Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

... Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

... Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

... Parking Spots. The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.

... Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

... place mats. They only show up when there's food on the table.

... bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

... high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

... miniskirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.



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I'm Jenny. I'm 19. I live in Waverly, Iowa in the U.S. I have one sibling, my sister, Lisa. I have a cat, Pepper. He's all black and can be loving one minute and then chomp down on your arm the next minute. I work at Digital Dog Pound Video in Waverly. It is a movie rental and tanning place. I am going to Hawkeye Community College for webdesign. I am only in my second semester so I still have a lot to learn. more?
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