10 reasons why trick or treating is better than sex

10. Garenteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you candy.

6. Person your with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.

5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.

4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the next morning.

and the # 1 REASON TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX!!

1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.



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I'm Jenny. I'm 19. I live in Waverly, Iowa in the U.S. I have one sibling, my sister, Lisa. I have a cat, Pepper. He's all black and can be loving one minute and then chomp down on your arm the next minute. I work at Digital Dog Pound Video in Waverly. It is a movie rental and tanning place. I am going to Hawkeye Community College for webdesign. I am only in my second semester so I still have a lot to learn. more?
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