yo mama is so fat she said she wanted a water bed so she put a big blanket around the Pacifc ocean.
yo mama is so fat she sat on a dollar and out popped four quarters, she stepped on one of those quarters and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose
yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210......was on the SCALE
yo mama is so fat when her beeper goes off everyone thinks shes backing up.
yo mamma is so fat she is on both sides of the family.
yo mamma is so fat the only way she can fit throw the door is saying I got the power
yo mamma is so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who threw that rock.
yo mamma is so fat when she had on yellow raincoat people called taxi
yo mamma is so fat when she jumped into the ocean everyone yelled save the whales..
yo mamma is so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house
yo mamma is so fat when she walked down the street people yelled EARTHQUAKE
yo mamma is so fat, she has a watch on each wrist, one for each time zone"
yo mamma is so fat, when she puts on jeans, they stretch out to look like panty-hose.
yo mamma is so fat, when she saw a yellow bus she yelled, "stop that twinki"
yo momma is so fat Jupiter got jealous
yo momma is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
yo momma is so fat she got hit by a parked car
yo momma is so fat she irons he jeans on the drive way.
yo momma is so fat she just fat
yo momma is so fat she uses a matress for a pad
yo momma is so fat she uses the equator for a belt
yo momma is so fat she uses weather balloons for condoms
yo momma is so fat she walked through the mall with a sign that said "caution WIDE load"
yo momma is so fat she's on both sides of the family.
yo momma is so fat when god said let there be light he asked her to move out of the way.
yo momma is so fat when god said let there be light he told yo momma to move her fat ass.
yo momma is so fat when she goes to the beach she blocks out the sun
yo momma is so fat when she goes to the beach the people yell "FREE WILLY,FREE WILLY"
yo momma is so fat when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips
yo momma is so fat when she sat on a quarter a bugger popped out of George Washington's nose.
yo momma is so fat when she sat on the side walk it became a drive way!"
yo momma is so fat when she sits around the house, SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
yo momma is so fat when she weights herself the scale says one at a time please
yo momma is so fat her blood type's crisco"
yo momma is so fat she has her own zip code
yo momma is so fat, she put a runner in her blue jeans."
yo momma is so fat, she was wearing a malcom X t-shirt and a helicopter landed on her back!
yo Daddy so fat back in the days he was able to sit next to everyone, but still yo momma was bigger.
yo momma has such fat thights she doesn't use nail polish to fix runs in her hose, she uses a gallon of paint!
yo momma's so fat she had to be baptized at Sea World!
yo moma so fat that a beach ball got stuck in her belly-button
yo moma so fat she doesnt get cornrows she gets corn crops
yo Momma's so fat she could only be yo momma!
yo momma is so fat that she's taller lying down
yo' momma is so fat her blood type is ragu
yo' momma is so fat, when she was lost her picture took up all 4 sides of the milk carton
yo' momma is so fat, her drivers license says,"picture continued on other side"
yo' momma is so fat, i had to take 2 cabs, 1 train, and an airplane just to get on her good side.
yo mamma's so fat that when she jumped up in the air she got stuck.
yo mamma is so fat when she looks at the scale it reads "to be continued..."
your momma's so fat she uses the freeway as a slip n' slide
yo momma is so fat she was in the middle of the freeway and I tried to swerve around her, but I ran out of gas.
Yo mamma is so fat that when she sits in a bath tub with a drop of water it overflows.
your mama is so fat her cloths come in 3 different sizes, large,xtra large and oh my god it's coming.
Yo mammas so fat that when she walked outside in a red sweater, everyone yelled, "Kool Aid!"
yo momma so fat,when she was floating in the ocean Spain claimed her as another land!
yo momma is so dumb every month she gave your uncle a blowjob cause he said it was for his unemployment
yo momma is so dumb she flunked a urine test
yo momma is so dumb she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.
yo momma is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.
yo momma is so dumb she tried to drown a goldfish
yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
yo momma is so dumb she tripped over the cordles phone"
yo momma is so dumb she was fillin out an application it said name here and she put sagitarius.
yo momma is so dumb that she tried putting M&M's in alphabetical order.
Yo momma's so dumb she got fired from the M&M's factory for throwing out all of the W's
yo momma is so dumb she looked at an orange juice box for 2 hrs. just because it said CONCENTRATE
yo momma is so dumb she went to the salon for a facial."
yo momma is so dumb she went to the SUPER BOWL with a spoon.
yo momma is so stupid she got hit by a parked car
yo momma is so stupid she put a peep hole in a sliding glass door
yo momma is so stupid when she got locked in a grocery store she starved to death
yo momma is so stupid when she got locked in the bathroom she took a bath in the toilet
yo momma is so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch.
yo moma is so dumb she asked me what letter came after x i said y, she said i just wanted to know
yo momma is so dumb it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes
yo momma so dumb she jumped over a glass wall to see what's on the other side
yo mama is so poor i lit a ciggarette and she sang "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord we now got heat."
yo moma so poor i saw her kicking a trash can down the street i said what are you doing and she said moving
yo moma so poor i steped on a cigarette in her house and she said who turned off the lights.
your mama is so poor when you walk in the front door you're walking out the back.
yo momma so poor I stepped on a penny in your front yard and she yelled out the window, "Get off my life savings!"
yo momma is so ugly hell started to cry
yo momma is so ugly she too ugly.
yo momma is so ugly when a two men broke into her house she yelled rape and they yelled no!
yo momma is so ugly when she goes to the beach cats try to bury her.
yo momma is so ugly when she went to an ugly contest, they said no professionals
yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she has Don King in a head lock!
yo momma's so ugly when she went to clean the attic the rats came out and sang "We are family"
yo mamma is so ugly when she goes to Taco Bell everyone runs to the border
your momma's teeth are so yellow, Fabio pops out and says I cant belive its not butter!
yo momma is so ugly that when they were passing out looks, she thought they said "books" and asked for a scary one!
yo moma so bald that she doesnt get finger waves she gets finger prints
yo momma is so bald she wore a turtle neck and looked liked a busted condom
yo momma is so bald you can see whats on her mind.
Welcome to to my little corner of the web. This is my personal space to blog and display my works and for whatever I want. Feel free to browse around.
I'm Jenny. I'm 19. I live in Waverly, Iowa in the U.S. I have one sibling, my sister, Lisa. I have a cat, Pepper. He's all black and can
be loving one minute and then chomp down on your arm the next minute. I work at Digital Dog Pound Video in Waverly. It is a movie rental and
tanning place. I am going to Hawkeye Community College for webdesign. I am only in my second semester so I still have a lot to learn.
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